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Suddenly you (if you are a woman without a guy with you) are transported to a seedy night club where the men have no boundaries and you are constantly checking cheap international plane tickets canada behind you to see who it was that just grabbed you. Ladies, you know what I mean. You turn around and there are 40 guys behind you and you don t know who to yell at. No wonder I rarely go to clubs anymore. cheap international plane tickets canada But this was a rental car place! I thought it was safe!
I tried to tell him I don t want a Mustang, but before I knew it, I was seated in the driver s seat of the parked Mustang and this smooth talker was sliding cheap international plane tickets canada in the seat next to me, grabbing my left hand to check for a wedding ring. He then declared me to be both sexy and single , and his favorite combination. Really? Should I put that on my resume? Ugh! Somehow I doubt a ring would ve mattered to him.
I suddenly cheap international plane tickets canada realized I was in a parked car with a strange man with the doors closed and he was hitting on me. Filled with the sense of self- preservation and the need to not be in therapy for 20 years over something that happened at a rental car place, I jumped out of the car like it was on fire.
I said, take me to the car I reserved instead of hitting on me. What is wrong with you? This isn t 3am right before club closes! This did not deter him. Unfortunately we had to, wait for a full size car to show up . I think that s a ploy they use to give them time to close the deal with the poor unsuspecting female car renter. They see a single girl and suddenly the car they reserved is not there yet . Classic.
In that time he told me his life story of college football and judging by his graduation date I realized he was much younger than me. He told me he likes older women, I told him, what a coincidence, I DON T like younger men .
When the car finally showed up he tried smooth talking me to sign off on getting the car insurance, which I declined. cheap international plane tickets canada He wouldn t give up. I was ready to slap him. This guy wouldn cheap international plane tickets canada t take no for an answer on anything. A real gem of a guy. He reminded me one more time that he is good looking and so am I and therefore, we would make a great combination.
He asked me to hang out this weekend . I told him I had plans. He said, well if you don t want to hang out then just say so! I told him I did tell him that already and since the direct approach didn t work then I thought subtlety would. Neither worked.
I got in the car and screeched off into the night ( ok it was the middle of the day but I m going for effect here) and didn t look back. Later I looked down at the passenger seat and realized he left his cell phone number for me.
Is it an Enterprise thing or just specific to the Enterprise at that airport? I love Miami but it s well known that it is the land of aggressive men. All of the male employees there act like they haven t seen a woman in years.
Next time I go to Enterprise Rental Car in Ft. Lauderdale I will come mentally prepared. cheap international plane tickets canada Perhaps I will put a gold band on my left ring finger just in case. It s the same one I wore to a happy hour and got yelled at by my single friends for wearing it. Hey it s a nice ring and it only fits on that finger. Let me be.
Maybe I will carry my don t mess with me look . It kept me alive for four years while I lived in downtown cheap international plane tickets canada Baltimore. I can pull that look and even my Baltimore walk out of my in case of emergency chest. My Baltimore walk is pretty frightening cheap international plane tickets canada . It makes people think, that girl has problems, lets not bother her . Works every time!!
I hope someone from Enterprise reads this one day. Maybe it will change things or maybe it won t. Who knows? One thing I do know is that I will never be able to hear their slogan again without cringing
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