Bill points out that not all the pieces here are neon. He describes the work that went into one, the

He looks sort of like a grown-up version of the kid from Up . He has the raspy, mumbling accent of a lifelong southwest airlines tickets aq to sea west coaster. Where every word lazily drips out of his mouth and spreads itself out on a sunny patch of grass.
But YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT, BILL. never gets past my throat. I can t disagree with him. I am  never going to look at signs the same way. We ve only been in his company for five minutes, but already, I know this is true.
It is a scorching May day in Las Vegas. At 2pm, the sun is directly overhead. We are at the Neon Boneyard a sort of retirement home for old casino and hotel signs. This is where they go to spend their final years.
I m here at the suggestion of Gray Cargill, a fellow travel-blogger who has been my cultural attache to the foreign land that is Vegas . She is the Cheshire Cat to my Alice, southwest airlines tickets aq to sea the Rufus to my Bill and Ted .
Gray warned me that I might not be able to get tickets to the Boneyard they book up weeks in advance, and she herself had never managed to book a visit. But Rand and I went online a few days before our trip and miraculously were able to get in. We now stood with a group of folks in the searing heat, hanging on to everything that our tour guide Bill was saying.
There are hundreds of signs here some donated, some rescued (while the museum receives many of the signs free of charge, disassembling and moving them costs a small fortune). southwest airlines tickets aq to sea They span from the 1930s to present day. In the Boneyard, they are not electrified, but dismantled and strewn about (it is but one of several locations and attractions make up the Neon Museum; restored, functional signs can be seen at the Fremont Street Gallery ).
He explains that every neon glass tube we see has been bent by hand. The sign makers are unappreciated Chihulys . Their incandescent masterpieces sit in this dusty lot, illuminated only by the Nevada sun. Bulbs break. Paint fades.
Bill points out that not all the pieces here are neon. He describes the work that went into one, the thousands of bulbs that line another. He talks about the casinos and hotels on which they hung. We get an abbreviated southwest airlines tickets aq to sea history of Vegas, told in metal and glass.
We try to take shelter from the sun by hiding in the shadows of some of the larger signs. It doesn t quite work. I regret not taking a parasol. But those are increasingly hard to come by since the end of the Victorian age.
Though the tour has us walking in the hot sun for nearly an hour, it does not seem to drag on. Bill manages to be exhaustive but not exhausting. He is passionate about the signs. He is passionate about his work and the tours he gives.
The tour now over, we walk across the asphalt to our car. Vegas feels different now. Richer, sadder, and more substantial than I ever gave it credit for. I have Gray to thank for that. And Bill. And the dusty signs that sit fading in the hot sun in the Neon Boneyard.
How to Get There: It s a little tricky. The Boneyard is located at 810 Las Vegas Blvd North , a good ways from the strip. We drove there, and gave ourselves about 20 minutes of travel time. A lot of cabbies are unfamiliar with where it is, so it might be worth it to print out a detailed map.
Insider Tips: Plan ahead tours book up weeks in advance. Right now the only way to see the Boneyard is to purchase tickets online ahead of time (but this policy should southwest airlines tickets aq to sea change sometime this year, and you ll be able to buy tickets on-site at the new vistors center). Try to book your trip earlier in the day or later in the afternoon when the sun is less intense. Consider bringing an umbrella (seriously) and some water because there is absolutely NO shade (if you forget water, fear not: you can buy some at the start of your tour, and partake in some free sunscreen). Close-toed shoes are required due to broken southwest airlines tickets aq to sea glass and metal.
Good for Kids: the broken glass and heat would make this a difficult place for very small ones (and you can t touch anything, despite southwest airlines tickets aq to sea the overwhelming temptation to do so). Older kids and teenagers will enjoy it more, provided they can handle stories of Vegas sordid history.
I am so envious, Geraldine, that you made it to the Boneyard before I did. And humbled to be compared to the rockin Rufus. Wow. That might be the nicest thing anyone s ever said about me. Seriously, I can t tell you happy I am you enjoyed yourselves here.
Those signs are amazing. This has officially bumped southwest airlines tickets aq to sea to the top of my reasons to visit Vegas list. Totally knocked my Uncle off the top of the list. Thanks for braving the skin-frying southwest airlines tickets aq to sea heat to get so many awesome shots.