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Oh, also, Aaron has another ethics complaint to contend with , concerning the sale of his Peoria hom


My goodness, America exotic rental car in miami s Top Heterosexual Congresscritter is in the news so much lately! We ve gone from Not Gay Downton Abbey office to gayest ethics complaint ever to racist spokesgoon having to resign for being racist spokesgoon, all in the space of a week, and apparently Aaron is not done Shaking It Off , because here comes more!
Politico decided that it needed to win some mornings, so they did their own profile of the congressman from Illinois, focusing on the things he spends his taxpayer and campaign moneys on, and MOSTLY we don t learn anything we didn t already know from looking at Aaron s Instagram account he takes a lot of trips, likes being naked but there is one scoop we find very interesting, and that scoop s name is Jonathon with an O , and he is Aaron s Personal Photographer:
To keep track of all his comings and goings, Schock exotic rental car in miami has hired a personal photographer. Jonathon Link, a former Dallas-area wedding exotic rental car in miami photographer, exotic rental car in miami now snaps shots for Schock, and both his campaign and taxpayers pick up the bill.
In case it isn t clear, Jonathon with an O is the one on the right pictured above, standing exactly the same way Aaron is standing, and no, we do not know where his right hand is either, but we assume it s on his Bible, where it belongs. exotic rental car in miami You can tell Jonathon is his personal photographer, exotic rental car in miami because personal photographers pose next to their bosses, in pictures. This is the man Aaron bought with tax moneys to travel all over the place with him. They make for a cute duo, of a Congressman and a Jonathon.
Aaron s remaining, presumably non-racist spokesgoons say it s totally normal to do this, because Aaron is the biggest fundraiser ever, and apparently having a Jonathon around exotic rental car in miami helps him bring in the big bucks:
FULL TIME. To be fair, though, exotic rental car in miami maybe his Jonathon is a Jack Of All Trades, always ready to lend a hand with whatever needs to be done, you know, at the office or on vacation in Argentina or wherever, because really, Aaron goes A LOT of places, all of them essential to the well-being of taxpayers in Peoria, Illinois:
He’s dropped exotic rental car in miami tens of thousands of dollars at pricey hotels and restaurants in Miami, exotic rental car in miami Las Vegas, Los Angeles, New York, Vail and Aspen. In one trip to Las Vegas, he spent $5,000 at the Wynn. He also cut checks to the Four Seasons Hotel in San Francisco, Vail and Washington.
It is also very interesting that Jonathon is referred to by the Politico as a former wedding photographer. His website  appears to be up and running, and when you load it, it doesn t give you a 404 ran off with congressman LOL error, but maybe he s too busy taking pictures of Aaron to get on the computer these days.
Oh, also, Aaron has another ethics complaint to contend with , concerning the sale of his Peoria home for $925,000, to a political donor. SOME SAY that the purchase price was FAR above market value, which, if true, would basically be like a big, illegal, unreported donation. Wonkette is still studying for its Peoria real estate license, so we could be wrong, but from looking at comps in the neighborhood, the sale price seems to be straddling the line between top of the market and whoo boy that s some shady stuff right there! Maybe the donor and Aaron were taking shirtless selfies exotic rental car in miami together and Aaron said, I need to sell my house, and the donor was like I want it, and it was just one of those right time, right place things. Or maybe it was FRAUD STUFF.
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Evan Hurst spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky exotic rental car in miami chicken in the backyard instead. As a Noted Homosexual, Evan is obviously condemned and has nothing to lose at this point, so he spends his days as the Director of Social Media for Truth Wins Out, and lends a hand at the Wonkette in order to protect its gentle readers from the Homosexual Menace. Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, exotic rental car in miami at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting exotic rental car in miami polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.
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